My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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