This is not my ceiling
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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