Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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