If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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