My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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