Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
