you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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