just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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