Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(731): View more from Tennessee

can we take a shower together?

(901): View more from Tennessee

no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing

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(804): View more from Virginia

Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...

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(250): View more from British Columbia

But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong

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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.

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(408): View more from California

He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.

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(727): View more from Florida

Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.

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(409): View more from Texas

we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman

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(334): View more from Alabama

You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale

(864): View more from South Carolina

at least it's not cocaine like last time

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