Yo dont text me then not text me
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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