Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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