I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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