Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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