stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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