butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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