Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
What changed your mind?
Being sober
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
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