I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
They took my balls.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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