remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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