Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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