What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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