Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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