its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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