Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize