gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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