craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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