how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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