well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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