Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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