also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
She needs sedatives and a leash
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I have aggressive nipples.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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