If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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