nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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