Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Small penises have feelings too.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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