Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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