it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
