HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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