Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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