But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I need to calm my uterus...
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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