Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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