Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
