it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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