Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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