hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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