Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
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