do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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