You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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