I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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