lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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