I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Randomize