Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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