Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I did not marry a roomba.
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