I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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