I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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