I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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