hell yes lets make some ravioli
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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